Morning wedgie


the act of a guy grabbing the back of another guys underwear band and pulling it upwards . always both guys ; 2 . a wedgie performed between the hours of 7:00am and 11:00am ; 3. a morning ritual between older brother to younger brother ( or on rare occasions vice versa) this ritual is often turned in to a “daddy drinking game” . meaning every time dad has a cup of coffee a wedgie is performed on the person on the receiving side of the waistband .
joe : good morning kiddo . dads already had 2 cups of coffee and your overdue .
george: wait are we doing my regular daily wedgie, because we didn’t do the last 2 days, or are we playing morning wedgie ?
joe: morning wedgie . i have to catch up on the last 2 days aswell . . . sooo .

george: ok .

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