Morningwood Docking
a rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man’s morningwood. one of the partic-p-nts must be uncirc-mcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.
– if you tell anyone that i was morningwood docking you the morning after that party i will f-cking kill you.
– let’s never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.
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