Moroccan Promise
not a promise at all. moroccans think it’s okay to make promises, and not a big deal to not follow up on them.
”he told me this carpet is genuine berber, but it’s made in china. moroccan promise…”
vendor: ”my friend, i give you this free of charge”
me: “thanks”
vendor: “that will be 1,000 dirhams”
me: “moroccan promise….”
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