Moronto
where you’ll find the largest population of morons in canada; toronto.
i love moronto and i’m a proud morontonian.
i was reading the moronto star today – what? yes, yes, i can read. no, not just texts and abbreviations – full words too. no, i’m not a morontonian.
i was watching city panic 24 earlier and they had a breaking news bulletin: the gardiner and 401 aren’t blocked. thousands of morontonian’s have never prepared for such a crisis and have no idea how to react, so they all decided to make up their own speed limit and subsequently caused numerous crashes, and now all the roads are a cl-sterf-ck again. oh well, it was good while it lasted.
buddy #1: eh, buddy, ya goin-a-da cheronno make-beliefs game tanite?
buddy #2: ah, yah, bud!
buddy #1: ah, now dats a truuuue morontonian fer ya, eh!
i’m an unemployed morontonian because i got fired from mcdonald’s when they found out i smoked crack because, you know, it’s not just some nickel-and-dime job like mayor of the city or something. getting the next big mac to the next customer is so much more important than running a city, and i wouldn’t want to be a bad role model to the youngsters i serve happy meals to.
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