morpheus
some black guy who keeps on getting hatecrimed proper by agents in the matrix
oh looky here, morpheus is getting slapped about again
when you meet a chick at a bar, give her the option of taking two pills, both of which are roofies. she will undoubtedly take the red pill and p-ss out within 10 minutes. drag her into the bathroom and proceed to have your way with her. when she wakes up, stand over her and put your sungl-sses back on. kick the door open. say nothing.
1: yo dawg.
2: sup, nizzle.
1: i saw you got yo morpheus on last night.
2: -puts on gl-sses-
morpheus is the god of dreams and plays the same part within the matrix etc.
as u no he is a dreamer in the matrix and so he is in greek mythology they also made a drug after him which is cool cause not many people can boast about being named after a drug aka morphine
sleep well my child morpheus will protect ya or u can kill hi as he is a p-ssy fighter in the matrix
a file sharing program, rarely used because there is kazaa. it was made to replace napster but failed because they started making people pay
napster sucks so i use kazaa
the ultimate level of personal performace
to win booze olympics he needed to step up his game and get morpheus
a dangerous individual with a trenchcoat fetish. also a vampire-wannabe.
morpheus feeds on the blood of the living
morpheus: i get aroused by trenchcoats
for whoever has a lil bit more of culture(i mean, 0.0001% of americans), morpheus is the name of the greek god of sleep. pretty useless info. now, if u watched the matrix u know who morpheus is, right?
still don’t know who morpheus is? go watch the matrix, buddy!
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