Morsadimole
(morse-add-ih-moh-lay)
the act of masturbating violently, committing suicide in the process; the act of violent masturbation; the act of raping oneself, etc.
it’s like seppuku, but involving genitalia instead of swords. also, samurai usually don’t do it. can involve bdsm, self-torture, etc. may involve use of s-x toys. not to be confused with suiciderbate, which is not s-xual at all. (or is it?) rule 34!
that actor on the news who was supposedly murdered? i heard it was actually a morsadimole, you know. he did have a reputation as a m-s-ch-st…
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