Morse Goal


any goal in any sport that is not deserving of a goal. typically requires little to no skill and involves a substantial amount of luck. morse goals often infuriate those who have been scored upon and possess skill. apply to sports video games such as fifa 10, nhl 09, and nhl 10 as well as real life sports.
x “oh my god that goal i scored was dank”
y “that was a morse goal and you know it.”

x “did you see wayne rooney score that morse goal?”
y “that sir is a paradox, wayne rooney is a soccer god.”

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