Morten Andersen
6’2″ 225
born 8/19/1960, copenhagen, denmark
hometown: indianapolis, in
college: michigan state turned pro: 1982
the best kicker of all time. andersen came the the u.s. in 1977 as a foreign exchange student and planned to stay ten months. he played football at ben davis hs in indianapolis because they didn’t have a soccer team. he has played more pro games than george blanda and is closing in on gary anderson’s scoring record.
morten andersen is clutch. plus, he’s danish.
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