mortey


combination of “morning” and “nitey.” used for greetings across time zones with your baby.
“mortey baby!” (when you’re in the us and she’s in the uk, for example, and it’s a.m. for one and p.m. for the other)

Read Also:

  • Marland

    an insignificant town in north central oklahoma. the whole town has about 23 people in it, and it is rumored that a majority of the women are small goats. animal relations are of the norm here, and there isn’t much to do besides hang out at the general store and get pregnant. man 1- hey […]

  • minge cringe

    minge cringe is the pathological fear of poontang. danny’s date was going fine until edie’s pants came off and, overcome by minge cringe, he ran screaming from the room.

  • Ahush

    comen phrase used by mark allan… mr allan: “rightio pack it up, ahush!”

  • Minibar Molotov

    a molotov c-cktail (aka petrol bomb) made from one of those mini-liquor bottles found in a hotel room minibar. dude! i just blew up that minibar molotov i made at the hotel!

  • schnarfblatt

    a person who wears too many clothes in the summer wow, that girl is such a schnarfblatt…it’s like 90 degrees out.


Disclaimer: mortey definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.