mortial


when someone, man or woman, is given an opportunity at either s-xual intercourse or other relationship related situations but fail to open that door when opportunity knocks a.k.a fails to make the first move.
dude she leaned in to kiss you why didn’t you kiss her.
dude you are such a mortial.
a person who is scared to take the first move in a relationship a.k.a loaf
dude she said she was home alone without her parents and no one to talk to why didn’t you go over there you could’ve had s-x with her; dude, you are such a mortial.

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