Mortized


the word one would use to describe a night of wine drinking, including beer and shots until the sun rises. this could also include a sharpie and half naked bodies. this is usually something that happens with two people of the opposite s-x. morning breakfast with beer, and bl–dy mary’s, bandanas, and mall photo booths are also some activities to look forward to. the evening may possibly end with a game of basketball.

these past two days were soooo mortized, but they were the most fun i have ever had!

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