morto di figa


it comes from italian slang and it literally means “dead of p-ssy”. it can be referred to any man who had never kissed a girl or had s-x in ages and absolutely needs a girl and therefore sees every girl beautiful and attractive even if she’s the ugliest. everything he hears, he percives it as something that has to do with s-x, his vocabulary is very short, he often watched p-rn movies and would do anything even to just see a pair of b–bs. he hardly succeeds, though.
-ti va di conoscerci ho msn e ho kam
-sei un grandissimo morto di figa

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