Mortoned
to get conned or scammed.
that guy lost a grand to a stripper – he totally got mortoned
when an athlete of another sport believes they can transition to mixed martial arts without proper training and proceeds to get knocked the f-ck out.
he lasted just 38 seconds before getting mortoned.
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