moscato


moscato is a sweet slightly sparkling wine made from muscat grapes made popular by rappers such as kanye west.
“hypno chrysto i mean whatever, but serraco moscato it do taste better..”
in reality it is a very sweet dessert wine that is now popular with hoodrats, n-gg-s, and a wide variety of other ignorant peoples, typically of urban origin.

it is the new replacement for white zin, another wine that is used with every meal by uncultured -ssholes.
dayday:”yo son, shawtie been drinking that moscato with her steak.”
todd:”don’t call me ‘son’, patrick. your girlfriend is an idiot, that’s a dessert wine. as a matter of fact, you’re fired..you disgust me.”

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