Moscow Breakfast
breakfast at the time they’d be eating it in moscow. in most us timezones, that puts it somewhere around midnight. basically, it’s breakfast in the middle of the night.
i was starving last night so i cooked myself a moscow breakfast and it was fantastic.
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