when the genital region is clean shaven, but the -sshole is hairy
did you see that stripper’s moscow mullet? she needs to consider a full body wax next time.
- money mike
a money mike is someone who thinks they are good at basketball, but they are absolutely garbage. a money mike usually also has a “weak chin” or no chin at all. john: “remember that kid we played yesterday during the basketball game?” tanner: “ya, he was trash.” jake: “that kid was such a money mike.”
- puff diddly
the act of farting after your girlfriend has prolapsed your -sshole by violently finger-banging you. due to the amount of -n-l swelling the gaseous pressure builds up until it is released in a single, explosive puff. similar to the whistling kanye or the breezy yeezy. my puff diddly looked like yellowstone erupting.
- sandle surfing
the dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. the intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples p-b-s, dead skin cells, feces, s-m-n, etc from getting […]
- doka pikey
a doka pikey is a person who collects scr-p normally in the back of a flat bed van. the vans are known as doka’s here comes the doka pikey to take that old washing machine away
- mexican rerock
chalky old school mexican meth that is recrystalized to gl-ss and old school taste is still noticed i bet you haven’t had any mexican rerock in a long time ,cruz over and try it