MoSex
mos-x = morning s-x
wake up, realize there’s someone next to you, and have some s-x. always nice because a) you can see your partner, b) you’re not trashed (see whiskey d-ck) and c) to waste the opportunity of morning s-x is a crime against humanity.
so i banged her twice last night, then we ptfo. upon waking upon with morning wood, we started making out which led to some awesome mos-x. she won’t forget that.
a h-m-s-xual individual. “gay”.
he’s not straight, he’s mos-x.
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