Moshtard
one who partic-p-tes in moshing or moshpit-related activities; combination or “moshpit r-t-rd”; brute who insists on going to concerts on beating on small children who don’t know any better
jay: dude, what happened to you?
zach: dude, i was at the misfits show, and those moshtards h-t me in the eye.
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a mosher that doesn’t deserve the ‘re’ of ‘r-t-rd’. mostly used by moshers friendlyly reffering to themselves.
‘haahaa moshtard!’ ‘yess i’m such a moshtard’ ‘she’s a mosher and a tard… moshtard!’
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