Mosquito Net
similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. however, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small br–sts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.
bob: dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!
dan: my girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
bob: why do they even make those?
dan: to make my life harder.
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