moss man
moss man was a soulful dude, a good friend and valuable ally to he-man. his sh-ggy mane of green moss was perfect camoflage in evergreen forest, where he was part forest ranger, part marijuana cultivator (he called it “hemp” in the television show), and an ever-vigilant scout warning he-man of skeletor’s encroachments onto the forest. he is also thought to be brothers with beastman, who unfortunately lacks his love of nature, reggae music and peace.
today, ecologically-conscious and outdoor adventure-y black men with green skin and mosslike hair are often referred to as “moss men.”
you want to go out to new paltz and go hiking and get real moss man, mon?
i and i is always smoking the ganja like moss man.
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