most probably
phrase used in any declaration, pr-nouncement, or promise that gives the appearance of being legitimate, but in reality is a complete bailout
ruby: “wow, that felt so natural, were you even using protection?.”
faz: (panicing) “uhmmmm… most probably i was wearing a condom”
-three months later- faz has stds and ruby is pregnant
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