mostitute
word meaning “mall prost-tute”. can be noun or verb. as a noun, refers to the mall prost-tute herself. blonde streaky blow-dried hair. overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. the pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large b-tterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. the too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. now she doesn’t really walk– she sort of crab-walks forward. creak, creak, go the pants. sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her old navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). s-xy, huh?
as a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one’s thong underwear hanging out of one’s pants, in plain view.
noun: “oh my god, look at that most-tute’s stupid pink tube top.” verb: “i am totally most-tuting. i shouldn’t have bought these low-rise jeans.”
a moss covered prost-tute
“you think the north side of trees are mossy? you must have never seen a most-tute”
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