motel monarch
a loser that lives in a flea bag motel but is a master at all things
example 1:
two guys talking: remember the moon landing in 1969?
motel monarch: that’s nothing i’ve walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year
two guys to p-ssing motel manager: who the h-ll was that?
manager: oh that’s our motel monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government -ssistance.
example 2:
girl at motel: to friend: quick get inside the motel monarch is heading this way. i don’t want to hear about his 4 foot p-n-s again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.
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