Mother-in-law Ticker
the “ticker” to the upper right corner of your face book screen that screams out every move you make to the whole face book world is known as the mother-in-law-ticker. it scrolls your every move to those who know you and those you don’t. some people love it but most people hate it. it is called the mil- ticker because of it’s striking similarity to the stereotypical mother-in-law (nosy, loud and rude).
“the mother-in-law ticker robs me of any privacy i thought i had.”
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“i love the mother-in-law ticker because i am a voyeur.”
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“the mother-in-law ticker on face book is so annoying.”
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“with the mother-in-law ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day.”
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