Mother-in-law’s Contracture
when a person’s lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. the lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.
husband: your mother looks looks so p-ssed off right now.
wife: nope, she is smiling.
husband: yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down u, like the old dude in up.
wife: oh, that’s because hse has the mother-in-law’s contracture.
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