Mother Teresa
c-mming over a womans face while she protects he hair with a towel.
she let me c-m over her face last night but insisted on covering her hair. it was like w-nking off over mother teresa!
(n.) a good, charitable person.
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the act of resting/sleeping coc–ned under the covers after a long session, in the style of mother teresa resting in her death bed (see celebritymorgue.com). this session could be after exercise/sh-gging/drinking. a mother teresa can last anything between two minutes and a day. it is most commonly used in dire situations, such as betweeen finishing a session and having a shower or eating.
m dot t always comes first.
1. jack: ‘ahh man i had such a long sh-g last night, i’m in need of a serious m dot t’
2. adam: ‘i’ve only got two minutes until school, time for a mother teresa me thinks, otherwise those b-tches are gonaa be on my back all day…’
2.jack c: man jack b, all you do is mother teresa all day long, why are you so tired all day long?!’
jackb: it’s because of all those troff times i’ve been having.
a word to use when you see something huge!!
‘ f-ck that d-ck is motherteresa’
or
‘f-ck that motherteresa of a b-tch is h-llaugly’
pull three fingers out of a girl and bless her with her own holy water.
quintel gave shaniqua a mother teresa at the end of that p-rno.
i was so excited, i gave the television a holy ghost.
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