Mothers Gym Bag Phobia
while driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. a phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.
true story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other” these panyhose smell weird” and asks the other boy-“where did you get these from?” the other boy answered” out of my moms gym bag” they took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. i had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. i said i dont own or wear any pantyhose! nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.
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