motifa
an independent black woman who is virtually indestructible. physically she is heavyset. she is capable of flight by using some technique in which she becomes spastic midair propelling her through the atmosphere. she’s been seen using a grappling device in which she tethers objects to each other, and using this device she can also grapple her fat body towards an object or surface.
not much is known about this strange being although it is rumored she can kill anything with her big meaty hands. dont f-ck with motifa.
woman: what is that, moving through the air?
man: why, that’s motifa the harbinger of the end times.
woman: oh okay.
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