Motion in the Ocean
have s-x in a swimming pool and watch the waves crash against your back while you are holding the side of the pool. f-cking like crazy you can go for hours underwater. trust me 😉
you will always creat the motion in the ocean by having s-x in a swimming pool
when a man’s condom bursts open during s-xual intercourse, causing s-m-n to escape into the woman’s (or man’s) s-xual organs.
“gee, bob! last night, i had some “motion in the ocean”, and now i’m stuck paying child support :-(“
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