moto guzzi


a strange shaft-driven eye-talian motorcycle. the motor, originally used in tractors, consists of 2 large cylinders jutting upward on each side. because they last so long, most owners are quirky old men over the age of 60. often referred to as ‘the italian harley’.
an often heard remark uttered by a local seen peering at the tank badge: “modo-goozee?? what the h-ll kinda harley is that?”
a stupid motorbike that is riden by people who fail
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