motofucked
when you pull into a parking lot and see an open spot in the very front row. you rush to claim the spot but as you arrive, to your horror, there is actually a motorcycle or queer scooter already parked there. being moto-f-cked usually results in swift loss of any feelings of euphoria, ovary rage, and the death of chris benoit’s wife.
i was so excited when i saw that open spot right by the entrance. turned out, i got motof-cked. now i’m on the rag.
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