Mouldy monday
the monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. feeling like that crust that’s been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.
man: i feel like sh-t…
man2: been on the phet again?
man: yep… mouldy monday as usual.
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