mount chocula
the act of rolling the female partner up with her knees by her ears, and her weight is supported by her shoulders. then the male inserts his p-n-s into her -n-s and thrusts up and down similar to the jackhammer while balancing himself with his p-n-s. difficulty level = 10.
person 1 – “hey you remember that drunk chick from last night?”
person 2 – “yeah”
person 1 – “i totally climbed mount chocula on her”
person 2 – “nice… did you wash your d-ck after?”
person 1 – “how bout them lakers?”
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