Mount Horeb

a tiny -ss town about 20 mi. west of madison, wisconsin its full of ultra religious hicks, stoners and normal hicks, and about 5% is somewhat tolerable. most of the teachers at the high school are f-cking stupid, along with the she-man vice-princ-p-l, in fact most of the people are f-cking stupid. it is considered to have a good school district but that is only because statistics lie, and 98% of the people there are middle cl-ss white christians, and the enter school district has 5 jews and 10 black people. ffa, future farmers -ssociation is by far the largest group there. it is also the troll capital of the country and has about 10 wooden carved trolls around town along with an over abundance of antique shops and restaurants that change every year and a half.
mount h-r-b is such a sh-tty place to live.
a small town 20 miles west of madison, wisconsin. mount h-r-b is the self-proclaimed “troll capital of the world,” bearing several carved wooden trolls along the road main street and bus hwy 18-151, the main business road. the “trollway” is littered with antique shops and restaurants that don’t last.

several of the people of mount h-r-b continue living here for their entire life, having had families here for generations. these families are mostly hardcore christians and redneck deer hunters. many of the high school students are spoiled, rich, wannabe ghetto kids who don’t realize how easy their boring life really is. they’re too stupid to know what ghetto life is really like; that real gangstas were raised in sh-t holes and had to scr-pe their way by in a free-for-all just to survive.

despite what parents would like to think, mount h-r-b is an epicenter of drugs. there is a constantly growing oxycontin addiction spreading around the high school, but everyone’s mom is too ashamed and embarr-ssed to actually do anything about it. instead of talking to their kids about drugs like responsible adults, they ignore the problem hoping it will go away. after all, how could they possibly tell anyone they raised a kid who became a drug addict? it makes much more sense to keep it secret than to help your child overcome addiction.
mount h-r-b is so lame, i’m gonna ditch this sh-t hole and move to l.a. so i can be a gangsta!
a quaint town about 20 miles west of madison, wisconsin. filled with roundabouts, a small collection of fast food joints and rival pizza restaurants, mount h-r-b is infamous for the amount of weed and stoners within the city limits. the high school has a select few good teachers, while the rest are just sh-tty. the whole school is ruled under the tyranny of the corrupted administration who disregards all forms of respect towards it’s students and staff members. most of the students are very white and un-athletic in all aspects. a small percent are hicks, an even smaller percent claim racial diversity and the band is considered cool in this school. while mount h-r-b may seem like a nice place to live with its trolls, the grumpy bar and the mustards museum, but in reality a cornfield would be more interesting than mount h-r-b. most kids resort to drugs or wandering madison for entertainment. the police force in this town is especially duchy.
i can’t tell my mom i’m driving to mount h-r-b, she’ll think i’ll be buying weed!
a tiny -ss town about 20 mi. west of madison, wisconsin its full of ultra religious hicks, stoners and normal hicks, and about 5% is somewhat tolerable. most of the teachers at the high school are f-cking stupid, along with the she-man vice-princ-p-l, in fact most of the people are f-cking stupid. it is considered to have a good school district but that is only because statistics lie, and 98% of the people there are middle cl-ss white christians, and the enter school district has 5 jews and 10 black people. ffa, future farmers -ssociation is by far the largest group there. it is also the troll capital of the country and has about 10 wooden carved trolls around town along with an over abundance of antique shops and restaurants that change every year and a half.
mount h-r-b is such a sh-tty place to live.