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mount laurel, otherwise known as “mtl”, is a south jersey town that consists of dumb party b-tches and rich white guys who play every girl they meet. the kids love to talk sh-t about the surrounding towns of cherry hill, moorestown, and lumberton even though they are basically the same.

in their free time, mt. laurel kids mainly smoke and drink. the kids will usually start off their nights at a party with 20 people or more. the main objective at these events is to get totally f-cked up and get with at least one person. once kids have completed their missions for the night, they will hop in a fully loaded car and drive to ramblewood. by this time they are sobering up, and decide it’s time for round 2. this usually happens at the many elementary school playgrounds around town at 1am or later.

if you look inside one of their drawstring bags you’re sure to find sh-t weed and some backwoods.

when kids aren’t partying, they are found at wawa or pancheros feasting.

the groups of people you’ll find at lenape include popular fake b-tches wearing full faces of makeup and hardly any clothes, white f-ckboys who usually follow them, cool stoners, and ghetto guys and girls who hang near willow turn and ethel laurence. if you walk into the bathroom of lenape, don’t be surprised if you see people having s-x, doing drugs, or hitting the juul.

all in all, mtl can be a pretty sh-tty place to live, but it’s great if you want to get f-cked up every weekend and go on some crazy schemes.
kid 1: dude i went to a sick mount laurel, nj party last night.
kid 2: bro no way it must have been insane. how many b-tches did you f-ck?
kid 1: at least two but i was so f-cked up i barely even remember.
kid 2: hah bro lit.
aka “mtl.” located in south jersey.

it’s been nominated as one of the best places to live, obviously.

not to be confused with medford, moorestown, marlton, even though they’re pretty much all the same!

don’t live here unless you wanna pay property taxes out the -ss! 99.7% rich and white. the rest?…not so much white, not so much rich.

a sh-t ton of spoiled rotten kids that never hear the word “no.”

you might think this town is small and inncocent but once you get past the mansions, shopping plazas, and nice–ss restaurants on every corner, you know there’s some drugs rollin around (probably from all the rich parents giving their kids money on their own personal creditcard account.)

no kid knows how to pump their own gas, or pay for it for that matter (that’s the parents job.)

most kids go to lenape high school, where the outfit of choice for girls, is a juicy couture sweatsuit. and for guys, abercrombie t-shirt and jeans, usually covered by northface jacket or vest, with ugg slippers. everyone pretty much looks the same.

kids start smoking, drinking, and having s-x as early as 6th grade… why? because we can. we’re not sn-bs, we’re just better than you.

sh-r- houses for everyone whether it’s in oc, ac, lbi, or wildwood.

oh, and if there’s not a wawa within 5 miles of where we’re going, we’re not going, cause i really want an italian hoagie.
samantha: i’m from mount laurel, nj!

ashley: oh, nj? bye.

samantha: you’re thinking of north jersey, hun.

ashley: oh, haha, is that bag from target?

samantha: no, nordstrom. bye!