Mount Saint Helens
when you shart and j-zz at the same time.
me and my gf just got back from bernies burritos and things got a little steamy in my car and in mid thrust i had a mount saint helens. she then proceeded to lick my b-tthole.
a super intense -j-c-l-t–n of sperm. an explosive -rg-sm, where hot sperm shoots out like a lava flow.
” i met a really hot geologist last night. we were making out, and i got hard enough to cut diamonds. i took her back to my place, and i explored her cave for awhile. i totaly mount saint helensed! holy schist,she got my rocks off. i had a gneiss time.
a s-x act in which a male pours pop rocks into a female’s -n-s, pours in some cola, and has -n-l s-x with her without a condom.
i gave a girl a mount saint helens last night. it was great until it erupted everywhere.
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