Mount Vesuvius
in order to correctly execute this highly difficult move, one must first prepare the day before by eating a large amount of beets and drinking a large amount of sh-tty beer (think coors light). once you have consumed the proper amount, the actual person who is the volcanic mountain must do a half headstand against the side of the couch. while your partner is then kneeling on the couch eating your -ss out, you then erupt with diarrhea (which is now reddish/purple) covering the face of your partner and everyone/everything around you. (must be noted that this can only be done in secret by the one who is the volcanic mountain as to surprise your partner) this is also commonly known as “the pompeii”
that b-tch devonna thought she was slick by banging jerome while i wasn’t home. i taught her a lesson and gave that b-tch a mount vesuvius!!
the occurrence of explosive diarrhea immediately after -n-l s-x, while the partic-p-nt is lying on their stomach, and the fecal matter projects upward in a volcano-like fashion.
my 1200 thread count sheets were ruined after that ho mount vesuvius’d all over the bed.
the act and/or result of a man taking such a large sh-t that it ice-creams beyond the water level while simultaneously pushing against the ejaculatory gland in the r-ct-m hard enough to make the man -j-c-l-t-(c-m like a stallion) on the peak of the newly formed sh-t mountain, creating a brown and white m-ssive volcano sh-t
“babe you aren’t gonna believe i the dump just unloaded! i think i’ll call it mount vesuvius.”
a famous spot that appears on someones face. it is extremely visible and infected. commonly known for exploding over someone.
naj’s mount vesuvius is about to explode over someone!
when a girl takes a drag of a cigarette then gives a guy a bl-w j-b.
that chick just gave greg a m-ssive mount vesuvius!
Read Also:
- Nesquik poops
it is a type of sh-t that is very hard to sh-t out and very small. it has his name because it looks like nesquik cereal i hate it when i take nesquik p–ps
- Not important
the player-character of the game ‘hatred’. my name is ‘not important’
- NOCG
number of cr-ps given. a points system used at certain workplaces to determine how much one should care based on how much other parties care. “i would have completed that project yesterday, but my nocg score is way too low because the other team is a bunch of -ssholes.”
- one pump orgasm
when a man is so good with chicks he gives the women an -rg-sm with one pump of his c-ck jack-what did us do with that slit last night bill-one pump -rg-sm jack-mad c-nt
- op ed
in journalism, it has always meant opinion editorial or opinion of the editor. the oped (op ed) this week comes from mrs ethel snodgr-ss of chipping sodbury on the subject on the medicinal uses of earwax. comes from the words “opposite editorial”, is a piece of writing usually opposite the editorial page of a newspaper […]