Mountain Dew-shBag
an incompetent redneck will only drink beverages such as budweiser, cherry c-ke, and mainly mountain dew. these rednecks tend to be blatantly drunk at any given time, but simultaneously energized by caffeine from energy drinks and of course, mountain dew.
redneck: whew, go jeff gordon!
civilian: d-mn they’re annoying
redneck: cletus go grab me another six pack of dew
civilian 2: yea, mountain dew-shbags too.
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