Mountain Dew Voltage


simply put, it is the concentrated necter of gods b-lls. one taste will send you into a coma due to its sheer amazingness.
what the h-ll is wrong with that guy?
he is in a coma….he just had mountain dew voltage for the first time….
1) needs alittle more voltage
2) taste amazing
3) blue
person 1: i got mountain dew voltage

person 2: me too i wanna light up like a glow stick d-mn that commerical is misleading!!!

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