mountain lightning
ghetto mountain dew from wal-mart, the keystone of sodas
hey look, matt’s b-tt-chugging that mountain lightning!
an off brand mountain dew. made by sam’s choice, which is usually found at walmart. priced at $1.97 for a 12 pack.
hey, that mountain lightning is cheap. let’s get it!
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