Mountain Surfer
someone who engages in outdoor pursuits/sports that revolve around mountains. said pursuits/sports usually include but are not limited to trail running, mountain biking, snowboarding, mountain boarding, rock climbing and kayaking. mountain surfers sometimes can be cl-ssified by the the type of vehicle they drive (aka subaru with snowboard/ski, bike or kayak rack on top or a busted up honda tattooed with mountainous sponsor’s stickers) or simply by the way they talk and or dress.
“dude, chris sharma just cranked out a 5.15b called “jumbo love”! d-mn thing was nothing but crimpers with two m-ssive slopers at the crux” -mountain surfer “could you seriously put aside the mountain surfer lingo for a minute and rehash that?!” -average joe
“so i slept in my suby last night and was the first one to pull into breck this morning. i seriously could not wait to shred mad powder! i’m gonna jib till i’m g-ssed!” -mountain surfer
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