Mountie Awkward


adjective, used to describe someone who is or is committing an act that is so awkward only a mountie would do it.
omg nick, you are being so awkward you’re mountie awkward! what are you going to do next, make a dance video to remind people to pull over when your lights are flashing set to a drake tune??

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