Mouse Pad
feminine protection for mice. similar to rodent tampons.
mouse pad… o_o
a female’s cl-torus or v-g-n- region.
eric can you rub your finger on my mouse pad!?
another word for the hole a rat goes in.
hahahahaha i made a funny. i think.
a “callusing” of the skin on ones lower wrist/forearm. skin is rough,slightly elevated and generally darker than other areas of skin.”mouse pads” are a result from using a mouse for extensive periods of time via gaming,p-rn,or just general use or a computer mouse.
d-mn, i’ve got mouse pads from all that p0rn i watched last night.
or
“what is that on your wrist?” “oh, these?” “just mouse pads.”
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