mouse to nasa
“mouse to nasa” isnt really as much of a word as it is an image. the scenario goes a little like this..a mouse is launched into outer sp-ce accidentally when it is tied onto a balloon via the mousey tail. children used to think this was funny in the olden days so they used to do it often. so after a long journey the mouse now finds itself in orbit, thus proclaiming “chhhh, mouse to nasa; over” the “chh” noise is the sound of the static as the message is sent to nasa headquarters in dalas texas..the mouse is never retrieved and is thought to be hovering above us, perhaps lightyears away, even as we speak. poor thing
“mouse to nasa, over”
“hey its me the mouse, i was just wondering if maybe you guys could send some food up here, maybe some lunchables and a juicebox..if not its ok im uhh really not that hungry”
“im a mouse”
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