mouse trap
when a guy is getting head, he says somthing like “oh s— what’s that?” and points, when the giver turns to look, they tuck the p-n-s between there legs. when the giver returns to finish the job, you spread your legs, having the p-n-s h-t the giver in the bottom of the jaw.
i gave a girl one..she liked it? :s
a mouse trap is the pro-female version of the donkey punch. while the female is on her back the male is standing and penetrating. when the female nears -rg-sm she punches the male in the eye causing him to pull his upper body back and yell “wtf b-tch!”, but also causing him to thrust his pelvis forward for maximum penetration. a donkey punch and mouse trap may be possible simultaneously, but is purely theoretical at this point.
“how’d i get this sweet black eye?”, you say. well kelly caught me in the mouse trap last night.
when a guy’s c-ck get hard and he puts it between his stomach and his pants to hide the embar-ssment of public erection
right before the teacher called me in front of the cl-ss, i used the mouse trap because i saw a hot girl.
when riding a snowboard backside down a mountain, to catch the edge of the board and abruptly throw the top half of the body forward bending at the waist – similar to the way a mousetrap operates.
“he mousetraped and broke his wrist..”
the location where one keeps his cheese. a money clip or wallet.
“how much cheese you got in the mouse trap tonight?”
the act of inserting a baby mouse into a womans v-g-n-, while the man places a small piece of cheese into his urethra, then inserts his p-n-s into the woman in hopes that the mouse “will get trapped trying to get the cheese.”
oh, baby, im going to mousetrap you so hard.
lets play mousetrap!
a girl who takes a fart in an aerosol can and when something smells good/pleasant the girl will spray it with her aerosol canned farts. they also fart into their friends/own ovens to smell up the house with their farts.
girl 1: it smells in here, did someone fart?
girl 2: yea, some mouse trap sprayed me with fart after i spritzed myself with perfume.
girl 1: b-mmer.
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