mouser
to purposely leave a conversation, or gathering, without notice or intent of returning for at least a 2 hour period.
man, that guy just mousered me.
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a mouser is a womans v-g-n- or the hair above her v-g-n-.
“oi mary, thats a nice mouser you have”
a person, who likes to play mouse hunt, on facebook, way to much and has no life, and is obsessed with mouse hunt.
brian : dude i just caught a 6 oz zombie mouse!
matt : wtf are you talking about
brian : don’t you know what mouse-r is??
matt : no….
one who has relations with a person of the opposite s-x, who is at least 6-12 inches shorter.
casey became a mouser when she hooked up with paul s the wrester.
mouser(n) or (adj): any person who kisses -ss persistently.
on police academy 1 & 2, the ranking officer that always hated mahoney; his side-kick proctor was always kissing this lt. -ss…constantly.
guy #1: d-mn dude, why you always gotta be a mouser when chris come to the hood?
guy #2: get off that sh-t man, i ain’t mousin’ him…dude be drivin’ some tight rides yo! he’s the man!
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