moustache rodeo


1.the act of performing c-nn-l-ng-s on a female, preferably under a deuce and a half (to avoid suffocation), as she sits on the males face and waves her right arm in a circle and screams “whoooo, doggy!” like roping cattle in a rodeo.
2. the second alb-m from the band hoodwinked.
in preparation for the moustache rodeo she shaved her hairy sn-tch so i didn’t have to pick p-b-s out of my teeth.

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