Moustache Weight


a weight that, if exceeded, prohibits you from shaving your moustache. this serves as punishment and inspiration for meeting goals. typically -ssociated with weigh/fight trainers.
d-mn, eric hit 175. his moustache weight is 169. he won’t be able to shave that molester ‘stache until he drops 6 lbs!

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