mouth mayo


a thick solution of acc-mulated bacterial biofilm covering the teeth of those who fail to brush regularly. normally denotes an ejectus: a portion of the substance expelled after tooth- and tongue-scaping. the portion size is directly correlated to the length of time since the last thorough brushing, flossing and/or professional cleaning.
i just sneeze-sprayed that guy’s blt with a dollop of mouth mayo.
i don’t keep my favourite condiments in my fridge: mouth mayo is a sauce best served warm.

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