Mouth of Horrors
characterized by having some or all of the following in your mouth: very crooked teeth, bad breath, unsightly oral sores, and a heavily coated tongue.
synonyms: british teeth, picket fence, yuk mouth of epic proportions
i met her at a club and it was dark… imagine my shock and dismay when i saw her mouth of horrors in the light of day.
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